It's so good to see you again, Nova. You had so many supporters in the comment section of your previous post, I figured that someone had talked some sense into you and that you had given up your life as the enforcer (leg-breaker) for the local chapter of the infamous Corvallis Drug Cartel. I guess... I guess I was wrong about you, Nova. You had so much potential and you just let it all slip right through your giant fingers. You could have been a star on the big screen as the lead actress in The Wife of Godzilla: She's In Heat, or at the very least, the first firefighter in history to save a group of orphans from the third floor balcony of a burning building without using a ladder. Well, those are just pipe dreams now, Nova. Your best hope is to get a forgiving cellmate that doesn't mind being kicked in the face every night by your WNBA-sized legs hanging off the end of the top bunk. Oh God, what if your cellmate is the leader of a group of prison midgets called the Lilliputian Gang? Can you imagine the hatred they would have for you and your super height? They might be tiny but one bite to your Achilles tendon and you'll be whistling the theme song to Little People, Big World. I'll pray for you, Ms. Sweet.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs
Arrest Date: 01/17/2012
Booking Date: 01/17/2012
Arresting Officer:
Arresting Agency: CPD
Agency Case No: JBEN112000869
Scheduled Release Date: / /
Age: 39
Birth Date: 08/30/1972
Sex: F
Race: WHITE
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 185
Hair: BRO
Eyes: HAZ
CHARGE:
UNL POSSESS METHAMPHETAMINE 2012C00267 Open
UNL DELIVER METHAMPHETAMINE 2012C00267 Open
OFFENSIVE LITTERING 2012C00267 Open
UNL POSSESS METHAMPHETAMINE 2012C00267 Open
THEFT 1ST DEG BY RECEIVING 2012C00256 Open
THEFT 1ST DEG 2012C00029 Open
For some reason I want to fuck the he'll out of her. Drop a big fat load in here giant pussy.
ReplyDeleteBail: $1 Million. Add charges: ENDANGERING WELFARE OF MINOR, FELON IN POSSESSION OF WEAPON.
ReplyDeleteNova is god damn sexy! I'd love to suck her cock.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck? She's in again!?!
ReplyDelete...I'm just waiting for her defenders. "She's a good person". "She's just misunderstood". You pathetic soon-to-be-defenders always make me sick.
The funniest part of this is in addition to all of the serious charges, she was charged with Offensive Littering! I love it.
Offensive Littering may be the funniest crime in Oregon books.
DeleteMy favorite is still the girl who spat on a police car and was charged with Tampering with Public Property.
That's a huuuuge bitch!
ReplyDeleteNo black man to hang the guilt on this time. It is all about her.
ReplyDeleteI saw Nova's sister Camaro the other day.
ReplyDeleteHappens all the time; smart people do dumb things. Real dumb.
ReplyDeleteThat's a big bitch, what's worse is a big bitch high on meth. can we play limbo in prison? just bend over
ReplyDeleteHULK LIKE BIG SNATCH
ReplyDeleteHow odd... Nova is still a bad person. Didn't see that coming. I'm sure her enablers will be on in a bit to explain how she is innocent again.
ReplyDeleteDrop a big fat load and she has a big cock? Seriously, is that the best you anonymous idiots can say? At least Trey is funny in what he has to say. "Hulk Like..." "I'd bang her.." you dipshits have nothing else to say that is creative? Broken record on the PotShot sometimes, I swear! C'mon Patriots..get with it.
ReplyDelete^^ Wow, you really set us straight. Moron. ^^
ReplyDeleteThat was Trey. Who else says “Patriots”?
DeleteAnyway he’s right, those comments are stupid.
I made it a rule when I started this site to never comment anonymously and I've stuck to it. Plus, at no time in my life have I ever used the word "dispshit". Who knows, maybe I've been missing out all these years. It's like being homosexual. I've never tasted a penis before, so I have no idea if they taste like cotton candy or not.
ReplyDeleteSwifty just got his/her ass handed to them by the Man himself.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't know who made the comment, shut the fuck up.
Wipe the shit off your lips, Toady.
DeleteTrey admits that he thinks about tasting penis instead of thinking about something else he has never tried. No surprise there.
ReplyDeleteWhy does someone with BA & MA in social work and criminal justice take up with criminals like Michael Bailey and Nathan Geigle? Craving excitement or what? What a reckless waste of potential.
ReplyDeleteWonder if her kids know she is a criminal now? Or does mommy keep going away on "business trips".
ReplyDeleteGood one Trey!! (tips hat)
ReplyDeleteMeth makes you HUGE.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a dick to shove in all you bitches mouths to make you shut the fuck up. Punk ass pack of haters. SWALLOW IT!
ReplyDeleteYes, because people should be more supportive of meth dealing, drug using, child abusing, thieves... right? Don't worry little fella, you will find another huge bitch to carry you around on your shoulder like Master/Blaster from Mad Max. Until then you will have to cry about everyone being "haters" from you tiny mouth which is only a few feet from the ground.
DeleteIt took you five days to steal a computer and defend your sista and that's all you can come up with? Please stay in NE Portland and keep killing each other so the rest of us can laugh at you.
DeleteMad Max? Seriously? And my mouth being close to the ground? Really? Is this the best you could do? It isn't even remotely humerous. Try again big guy. Use some imagination this time......because that was pathetic and stale.
DeleteOk, it may not be your whole mouth but just your lower lip.
DeleteLet me take another stab at this since you didn't like my Mad Max euphemism (look it up). Maybe if Nova had surrounded herself with more "haters" they would have told her something like this. "No, Nova don't sell meth, think about your kids." Or, "Nova, don't be a dumb bitch you have already been popped once." Or, "Nova, you dumb meth whore. Seek some treatment." Alas, none of those things were told to poor Nova because she surrounds herself with people like you who support every shitty decision she makes. I would rather be a punk ass hater then whatever fucked up form of human you call yourself. Was that pathetic and stale enough for you or must I throw in some racial slurs until you understand?
DeleteMuch better!
Delete"Punk ass pack of haters?" "Dumb bitch?" Ummmm, no- unacceptable. Fuck the word "haters" & fuck the words "dumb bitch" (unless that one is completely & totally appropriate... as in you personally know the dumb bitch).
DeleteWhat is the diff between.open and pending on its charges?
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ReplyDeleteNote: I wanted the above comment to be a Reply and not a separate post in itself.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else finding that the Reply button works intermittently?
You deleted a comment but not the comment that said it was supposed to be a reply. You’re annoying.
Delete@ Ignatius Reilly: Yeah I was having REPLY issues and shit.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear I'm annoying though.
Here2Annoy is WAAAY annoying sometimes- he lives for that shit
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