It really is hard living a life where I am right about everything. Zuleyma Figueroa was among the first posts I did over two years ago when she was arrested for selling Meth while still being employed as a teacher for Benson High School here in Portland. In that post, the last sentence I wrote stated, "At least she isn't a crack selling teacher, now that couldn't be tolerated." And here we are again, except this time Miss Fig was arrested for dealing a kilogram of cocaine (crack), as well as Meth. A kilo of Miley Cyrus Sugar (cocaine) goes for about $100,000 on the streets. So the one thing that children should learn from this ex-Spanish teacher is that a person should never give up on their dreams... of being a lesbian kingpin. You know, that reminds me of a famous crackhead named Whitney Houston that sang a song about the children. There was a specific part of the song that went a little something like this:
I decided long ago, never to sell anything less than a kilo
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as a lesbian
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my crack cocaine
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me.
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as a lesbian
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my crack cocaine
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me.
It really was a beautiful song and I think the main point of it was that the greatest love of all can really only happen in a prison cell. Which is obviously why Zuleyma continued to try her damnedest to get into prison. For a vagina connoisseur like Miss Fig, prison is like being on the Oregon State University campus... young beavers everywhere.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 4 in
Weight: 135 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Arresting Agency: Portland Police, Other
Arrest Date: 1/26/2012 9:50 AM
Booking Date: 1/26/2012 10:45 AM
Current Status: In Custody
Assigned Facility: MCDC
Projected Release Date: Unknown
Court Case No. 091234935
Court Case No. 091234935X
Charge Bail Status
DEL COCAINE (B Felony) $20,000 Unsentenced
POSS COCAINE (C Felony) $5,000 Unsentenced
DEL METH (B Felony) $0 Disposed
DEL METH (B Felony) $0 Unsentenced
"It's like reason with child"
ReplyDelete-Ms.Fig said after she was asked why she sold crack and meth.
not only did she actually "reason with child" she offered rewards for if child had reasonable grades.
Hell who wouldn't keep a teacher who was forcing everyone to pass with good grades in order to have a hit of the meth or crack pipe! No other teacher could reason with the children like Mrs.Fig.
A real do as I say, not as I do douche. I hope prison is painful for betraying the trust of all of her students.
ReplyDeleteThere's something about meth dealing school teachers that makes.............me vomit
ReplyDeleteI think she was a Methmatics teacher.
ReplyDeleteShe gives me wood.
ReplyDeleteSomething about the word fig makes my cock hard.
ReplyDeletehow did she ever get a job teaching again. not like its hard to find someone to teach spanish class.
ReplyDeleteaffirmative action working its many benefits.
ReplyDeleteAnother wetback Mexican trying to supplement their income selling dope to our kids. She deserves the maximum punnishment and then deportation. fucking Mexican CUNT!!
ReplyDeleteA kilo??!! Big pimpin' drug dealer
ReplyDeleteTrey Starrs broke Whitney's heart!
ReplyDeleteOMG, Trey killed Whitney Houston.
ReplyDeleteShe should learn the words "I clean now?"
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