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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Truth In Advertising


Love the new neck tat, Sean.  Are all of your tattoos as honest as that one?  Yes, I know about the one on your lower abdomen that says "REGRET IS ONLY 15 SECONDS AWAY", as well as the tattoo that crosses your butt cheeks with the phrase "DOOR'S ALWAYS OPEN".  Also, you really need to control your saliva glands, Sean.  Moist lips can get you into some very awkward situations in prison.  Have fun, little guy.  
Your friend,
Trey Starrs

        
Name: Crawley, Sean R
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 9 in
Weight: 165 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Arresting Agency: MCSO Transports
Arrest Date: 1/17/2012 8:00 AM
Booking Date: 1/17/2012 1:56 PM
Current Status: In Custody
Assigned Facility: MCDC
Projected Release Date: Unknown
Charge:
PAROLE OR PPSV VIOL (U Felony) $0 Unsentenced

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  1. He does look like a creeper.

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    1. He looked like a dickhead wit big ass nostrils.

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  2. And that kissy face he's doing in his mug shot will serve him well in prison

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  3. He's gonna be kissing alot of starfish in prison!

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  4. His back tattoo says BUTT FUCKED.

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  5. This sorry fuck was arrested back in December:

    Location: Douglas County Jail
    Name CRAWLEY,SEAN ROSS
    Sex M
    Race W
    Age 27
    Booking Date - Time: 12/22/2011 - 1750hrs
    Arresting Agency: RDPD
    Charges
    Bail
    PROBATION VIOLATION $0.00
    AGENCY HOLD FELONY $0.00
    AGENCY HOLD FELONY $0.00
    Bail Eligible? NO Bail Amount: N/A


    You can't see it in these photos but in the 12/22/2011 booking photos before "CREEPER" on his neck you can see more tattoos and it looks like the letters "SoS". Could be some gang affiliation (Sons of Samoa?) or perhaps it stands for Sucks on Sticks?

    I'll go with the latter.

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  6. He got raped multiple times...

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  7. Priceless. Is this the best you can do? Is this the pinnacle of what you can achieve? You're a fucking loser - a shocking waste of opportunity and ability. Is that tattoo on your neck supposed to convince the rest of us that your wasted life as an inmate is some sort of cavalier decision - an effective protest against The Man? News flash, Wetmouth: You've surrendered your life to provide job security for the corrections industry and their subcontractors.

    I guess for a fuckup like you, going to the penitentiary seems the equivalent of graduating from university with honors.

    In fact, you're nothing but a statistic and a fool.

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  8. He a DSL lip tattoo

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  9. This has to be hard for all the women who drooled at his feet.......carol bales.....lol hey he does have some talent...he can rip out any ignition of a car i hear.........captain bag a ho welcome to sobriety....

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  10. Sharma Anderson another drooler....

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    1. Ewwwwww.... he sure does like em fat or nasty! What about the undercover cop who drove the armored truck? Kim? What a sick fuck.. sharma is a chiva head, wonder if he is feeling much like a "man" now. Lmao

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  11. Fuck all you assholes

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  12. Why dont you jealous haters leave your names on your post? Fuckin pussys.

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    1. Why, you want to come to my house and catch a rifle round to your head faggot? Nobody is afraid of you or your homo friends.

      What in the name of fuck is there to be jealous of???

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    2. Once again, fuck the word "haters".... & fuck the word "faggot" too.... Get with it people...

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  13. I think this is the utmost form of karma for douche bags. These people get what they have coming, rock on tre!

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  14. Do the creep AHHHHHHHHH!

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  15. was in jail with this creeper he is a creeper

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