Camel toe? No, that is what I refer to as Vagi-Mandibles and just like most insects with pincers, I'm afraid I wouldn't put my finger or penis near it. I'm going to guess that Alyssa is a product of an absent father. That's the only reason a girl starts smoking in her early teens and then transitions to punk slut by age 21. I'd bet a rolled up dollar bill that Alyssa has tried stripping once or thrice, and she's only a few months away from starring in her first bizarre fetish porno. My guess is Formicophilia, look it up. So let this be a lesson to all of you new fathers out there, pay attention to your daughters.. but not too much attention. I don't know what's worse, a girl with daddy issues or one with a Princess Syndrome, the false belief that she deserves to be treated like royalty when she has done nothing to justify such treatment. Russell Brand and every married NBA player knows exactly what I'm talking about. I get the feeling that Alyssa is often clinically depressed unless she has a little chemical enhancement, so bearing that in mind, she's an 8.1 on the Jail Scale. I likes my women lethargic.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs
Arrest Date: 01/04/2012
Booking Date: 01/04/2012
Arresting Officer:
Arresting Agency: BCCF
Agency Case No: N/A
Scheduled Release Date: 01/17/2012
Age: 21
Birth Date: 03/05/1990
Sex: F
Race: WHITE
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 118
Hair: BLN
Eyes: HAZ
CHARGE:
CRIMINAL TRESPASS 1ST DEG CM1020743 Sentenced 0 YRS 15 DAYS
INTERFERE W/PEACE OFFICER CM1020743 Sentenced 0 YRS 15 DAYS
What is her TNA whore name? I want to pump a fat load in that bat cave.
ReplyDeleteWow Trey, 8.1?? That may be your highest jail scale rating yet. I bet it's cuz of that sexy camel toe!
ReplyDeleteWe get it Trey, your preferred genital doesn’t have labia.
ReplyDeleteLove the classy photo of her smoking while getting it from behind.
ReplyDeleteIt appears she was arrested in 2010 for "second-degree disorderly conduct, first-degree criminal trespass and interfering with a police officer. She also was cited for possession of less than an ounce of marijuana and being a minor in possession of alcohol."
Go here for details:
http://www.gazettetimes.com/news/local/article_11925e90-7396-11df-a4cd-001cc4c03286.html
Read more: http://www.gazettetimes.com/news/local/article_11925e90-7396-11df-a4cd-001cc4c03286.html#ixzz1j5BfYp3Q
Here is her Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Alyssa-Noel-Mehler/1451010079
Her Twitter (Where she seems to be drunk a lot):
http://twitter.com/amehmeh
Is it just me or does her crotch shot really look like a Kermit the Frog puppet.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of a nasty Anne Hathaway.
ReplyDeleteTwo words......FUCKING GROSS
DeleteHA! I totally see the Anne Hathaway resemblance, especially in the 6th picture down. Good call.
ReplyDeleteClassy
ReplyDeleteHULK HAS A CHUBBY
ReplyDeleteAnother my daddy molested me girl!
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ReplyDeleteTrey! You can't just post your words of wisdom then remove them! You are either teasing Jessica or doing the equivalent of, "I know something you don't know."
ReplyDelete^^^^^Do not be fooled sir! please click on the blogger account. The Metz does that trickery.
Deleteher mons pubis reminds me of an Earwig's pincers
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