Kathryn is a 7.7 on the Jail Scale. I know, I know, that seems a little low for a seductive car thief, but I have inside information that without makeup, blind people will soon discover all of the answers to life's questions by reading the braille/bumps on Kathryn's face. There is no f**king way I'll let a blind man be the first person to actually uncover the location of the historically elusive G-spot. Although I like that Kathryn is classy enough to ignore her half naked baby in the background of the fifth picture down while she takes a sexy picture of herself, I can't get past the stupid nose ring in the bottom pic. It's 2012, only one type of person can pull off the outdated nose ring look... pirates. And everyone knows that there is no such thing as a German pirate. Did you know that Eisenblatter means "angry bed-wetter" in German? Anyway, Kathryn is only attracted to lower class men. Why else would she have just made sweet love to a trailer trash, stuffed animal like Knuckles? Look at him, all worn out and pleased with himself in the fourth pic down. Knuckles is like the Joe Dirt of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. If you have no idea who Sonic and Knuckles are, you are either too young or too emotionally mature for this website and/or have a vagina.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 2 in
Weight: 136 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Arresting Agency: Gresham Police Department
Arrest Date: 1/12/2012 3:10 AM
Booking Date: 1/12/2012 6:39 AM
Current Status: Released
Assigned Facility: PERM
Projected Release Date: Unknown
Release Date: 1/12/2012
Release Reason:
Court Case No. None DA Case No.
Charge:
UUMV (C Felony) $0 Disposed
POSS STOLEN MV (C Felony) $0 DispoEsed
Damn funny Trey!
ReplyDeleteShe's hot, menu/rates!
ReplyDeleteRandy W
Kathryn and I play Skyrim together. She is on level 40...pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteyou lost me on the "brandy from silverton edition" title...WTF I at least expected you to make a reference to "Brandy" being a nick name or something?
ReplyDeleteI think I saw Joe Dirt. Maybe Trey was the other guy in the theatre. I remember looking at my watch a lot.
DeleteIt's comforting to hear that Kathryn has low standards, 'cause I think she's pretty and I aint got no class at all. Almost makes me wanna go out and talk to girls in real life instead of pervy creepin on the web... on second thought, nah - rejection's a bitch.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll have sex with you if you give her your car. I hear she really really likes cars.
DeleteWait, stealing a car is a felony? My gosh, how can we afford to fill our jails with car thieves when we need those cells to keep terrorists and rapists off the streets?
Take your finger off that trigger before you blow another hole in your nose. She should stick to playing with vibrators.
ReplyDeleteHULK HATE MOLES
ReplyDeleteLOL...
ReplyDeleteMore like Sonic and his rival MOOSEknuckles
ReplyDeleteDo you ever tire of looking at yourself? I think this look-at-me mirror-pose bullshit has somehow convinced every moron with a camera phone that he / she is starring in their own Lifetime Network movie.
ReplyDeletePerhaps their delusional thinking insulates these slow-witted narcissists from realizing how very tragic it is to have a criminal record attached to their family name; and to use social "networking" sites to offer such a truly pathetic record of their childish ignorance and fucked-up priorities.
Kathryn, the current trajectory of your life is not special or compelling. You live in a country where you have the freedom to achieve great things and make meaningful contributions to your community. But your felony rap reduces those options significantly, and permanently.
What's next? A hasty marriage to some young man who can't master the art of keeping his pants pulled over his underwear? A child whose basic needs you'll be ill equipped to meet, whose own potential to grow will be crushed by the choices you make, and the example you set? Probation, public assistance and repeat offenses?
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror - without that camera in hand - and try to think about where you'll be at this time next year.
Hi i am a felon and a successful beta fish breeder.
ReplyDeleteSometimes i hold fights and bet on the best fish.
http://bettafishstore.com/
Who gives a flying f about your beta fish?
ReplyDeleteIt's really easy to be an asshole hiding behind a computer screen. It's even easier to hide behind a proxy server. People like Trey Starrs are called "Internet tough guys". A girl could beat the shit out of you if you showed yourself. oooh I scared of the words and pictures you found of everyone including myself a long time ago. You are a little bitch.
ReplyDeleteAnd you cry like a bitch... Does the truth sting honey?
Deletearen't you being an "internet tough guy" in your response? speaking of little bitches...check the mirror.
DeleteOnce again so angry! Time to SEE what is in the mirror looking back at you and take accountability for your decisions. Nobody is scared of you...
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ReplyDeleteTrey you wouldn't know if someone was crying like a little bitch since you can't face any of these people you talk shit about. I bet some of these people might never shed a tear for the stuff they do. That's why you hide cause nobody feel remorse for kicking your ass and going to jail for it and you know it.
ReplyDeleteBottom line you are a 130lb five foot seven inch scared little boy that needs that computer taken away to be taught how to act like a man behind his words. I don't see the men and women who are working in law enforcement scared to face these people you talk about. There is a reason why some people run from the cops. Nobody be running from you Trey Starrs.
Nobody is crying like a little bitch Trey Starrs. Guarantee that some of these folks don’t even shed a tear for the things they do. I wouldn’t think someone who went to jail for kicking your ass would feel any remorse either and you know it. You need to have that computer taken away that you hide behind and back up your words like a real man. I know for a fact that if there was a time and place that someone could strip you down to what you really are about .You don’t really have any substance behind your words. This is just a trashy controversial blog that pays your bills. If you had substance like the men and women in law enforcement, criminals would be running from you. But we all know what and who you are. Nobody be running from 130lb five foot 7 inch little boy named Trey Starrs.
ReplyDelete^ U mad bro? Trey isn't doing the same work as the cops, he is doing the job the courts aren't doing. That is publicly shaming these criminals. There are too many people like you who don't hold people accountable and enable people's bad behavior. I think it's funny you harp on Trey for not giving out his info then you post anonymous as well. How bout you leave your name and address and someone can get back to you?
ReplyDeleteReally? how bout mind your business and stop standing up for your boyfriend. He knows how to find me anyways with an ip address. No one is anonymous.Webmasters have access to everyones ip address.
ReplyDeletePublicly shaming criminals? How bout not going to such low standards and have some dignity? no body is enabling in the justice system. In fact the general public have made it possible to take away any judgement sentences done by the judge and given it to the DA with measure 11 and 57. Your enabling bullshit will cost you. How bout fixing the mental health issues with most of repeat offenders? Why don't you read the current article in Willamette Weekly and fix your ignorance.
You talk about dignity? How about respect? Respecting that something (like a vehicle) is not yours so you can't take it. Respecting the laws of the land. How about dignity since you brought it up? The dignity to live a good life. The dignity to own up to your wrongs. The dignity to seek your own mental health help. The dignity to not read a shit-paper quality publication like the WW. You lose, go crawl back in your hole.
ReplyDeleteWhat's her TNA name? I will give her $150/ hour for BBFS
ReplyDeleteThe reply button ain't workin' worth jack. Same as your speech about dignity. You don't know anything about me owning up to my wrongs. I am not the girl featured in this thread you dumb fuck. I didn't steal anything. didn't you read the comment above? I clearly mention that Trey is the only person who needs who know who i am.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you let Trey handle this cause all of his boyfriends are too busy kissing his ass to know what the fuck is up.
Funny you mention WW being toilet paper for my ass cause that's the only people who thought Trey Starr's work was worth noticing. I rarely pick up that publication too.
Yay! We agree on something. Now go die in a fire please!
ReplyDeleteI think this is HILARIOUS. Her tweaker best friend got kicked out of the house she was living in because she was a disgusting pig and meth dealer. Real classy people.
ReplyDeleteAt least there are a few people on here who are honest enough to admit that they'd slide their dick in whichever of her holes was available. I can admit it: I would too. If she knew how much dope she could get with the money she'd make selling her ass, she'd be over stealing cars in a hot minute. Now, kyping some randy old goats wallet while he's in the shower? That just goes with the territory man.
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