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Monday, January 2, 2012

Jail Scale- Another Trojan Horse Makeup Edition


It doesn't matter that Christina Lowe has had at least 27 different arrests and charges over the last several years.  It makes no difference that those crimes include theft, stealing a vehicle, DUII, assault, and forgery just to name a few of the less interesting ones.  It's not even important that she is raising a 7 year old daughter that is most likely tired of hearing her mother say, "Mommy is going on another long vacation, but when I get back Mommy will take to you Chuck E. Cheese's so you can play your favorite game... Avoid The Lice. Yayyy."  No, the one thing that really has me upset is what Christina looks like without makeup.  The second pic down is a mugshot of Christina from less than a year ago.  With the Trojan Horse Makeup, Christina is at least averagely attractive, but without it, she's that girl in high school that everyone made fun of for wearing her pads on the outside of her pants during her special time of the month.  In essence, Christina is the lowest form of human, a liar in bloody jeans.  Which brings me to my actual rating of Christina on the Jail Scale... a 7.9.  OK, I'm lying, she's a disgusting 4.8 and her daughter needs a new mommy with a smaller forehead.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs

                  
Inmate Name : LOWE, CHRISTINA NICOLE
Arrest Date .. : 12/27/2011
Booking Date : 12/27/2011
Offense ........ : THEFT 3 11P51208 / MARION CO HOLD (PAROLE VIOL)
Arresting Officer : P233 PETTIT, DONNA
Age... : 27
Sex... : F
Height : 5\'5";
Weight : 125
Hair .. : BRO
Eyes : BRO
CHARGE:
THEFT 3RD DEG - 11P51208 Cond.Release
HOLD MARION COUNTY (PAROLE VIOLATION - UUMV) Open

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  1. I think it's funny that your still breathing trey. This site is funny, but not so much it will last. Good luck buddy, your posts get worse and worse....sorry.

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  2. And yes, that IS a coach bag! :-)

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  3. sounds like someone is mad. Is this more from jessica?

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  4. Wait- isn't that Jeneane Garfalo in the 2nd photo?

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  5. Damn my spelling: Janeane Garofalo is correct.

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  6. Here is her lame, unfinished Modeling website:

    http://www.exploretalent.com/christinalowe

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  7. It looks like a different person in each picture just shoes what makeup does for ugly girls

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  8. I fucked her last year. Bareback anal cream pie. She loved every minute of it.

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  9. When I glanced at these pictures I thought that they were all different girls!

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  10. http://www.myspace.com/redsrockny

    I hope the daughter doesnt end up like the mother.

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  11. Women with large foreheads make my cock hard.

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  13. God Jessica I thought I told you to kill yourself. Your an idiot crack head and you make no sense at all

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  15. Report to your po classy!

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  16. I think jessica's jealous of christina. Not only is christina better looking than jessica but she might be more fucked up then jessica too. At least jessica doesnt have a 7 year old daughter to take of. Thank god.

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  18. Jessica why don't you tell everyone how attractive you were to men when you crapped your pants in public. How many guys would want to fuck your infected cunt with shit spread all over it.
    Come on Jessica let's hear you brag about it.

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  19. Whoever sees Jessica's comments before she erases them please save them so we can forward them 2 her PO & her psychiatrist. Even though what she's doing is not illegal, my guess is that it will be frowned upon. Also fun to throw her own words back in her face (although she rarely uses words of her own, & prefers 2 cut & paste definitions &/ or comments from previous posts).

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  20. Haha good idea! This girl needs to be in a hospital she is crazy!

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  22. Jessica, why do you take the time to post shit on here and then delete it? I'm not tryin to make fun of you or start shit, just was curious. What's the point?

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  23. Time to look up the following: First Ammendment....Public Information..... Disclaimer.... That oughta get you started.

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  24. Jessica instead of being obsessed with this website why don't you get a job...some mental health? Something your freaking bat shit crazy. Or just get back out on those streets and do what you do best.. spread stds. Make sure you reply to this then erase it an hour later. If I saw you I would be the shit out of you personally no wonder all your men beat you. Your fucked up check into a hospital crazy!

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  25. Love mug shot #3, the indignant I AM A VICTIM look. Slam more, and more, please.

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  26. OMG it is a coach purse!

    Well done anonymous.

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  29. Thank you Chester! I can spot one a mile away! LOL

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  30. Chester & Anonymous... my heroes. ;)

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  31. Yum, crazy whores with daddy issues are my FAVORITE.. I'll buy Jessica a dinner and take her home and do things to her that she wouldn't be able to admit liking and still look at herself in a mirror.

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  32. Anonymous said...

    I fucked her last year. Bareback anal cream pie. She loved every minute of it.
    January 2, 2012 11:54 AM

    And I have hated every trip to the doctor for my monthly wart, (Condylomata acuminata), removal. Jessica informed me of the technical term the last time I ordered her from CL for my bi-monthly salad tossing.

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  33. Why is it that being heartless and down right mean is a sport here? Did any of you have parents or were any of you taught manners? People do what they do and are who they are, no amount of humiliation or ridicule can change that. Please people, remember we are not here to make others lives more difficult, rather to enjoy our own. Maybe if you were not so bored and miserable you would stop commenting on others mistakes and start fixing your own.

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  34. My life is awesome thank you! It will be better when parasites like this fine creature either shape up or call it quits.

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