ThePotShot.com is just a big, lovable, incestuous family. John Nirschl/Nirschel is the ex-boyfriend of Justina Cole, an arsonist I posted lasted May. Justina is currently serving a year in prison for burning down John's home while several of their roommates were inside. Fortunately, everyone was evacuated safely. I love a happy ending. Well, I'm not sure how happy John is since he also happens to be an exceptionally inferior criminal with the intelligence of a curling iron. Speaking of curling irons, John's bangs could use a little touch up. John left this message on a friend's Facebook wall, "The crazy bitch burn my house down!! Did u see in on the news or the newspaper? If not look up justina cole under goggle and u will c what she did." Dammit, do I really have to wear goggles to c what Justina did? They always leave those unsightly lines on my face.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 11 in
Weight: 235 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Arresting Agency: MCSO Transports
Arrest Date: 1/4/2012 11:00 AM
Booking Date: 1/4/2012 11:30 AM
Current Status: In Custody
Assigned Facility: MCIJ
Projected Release Date: Unknown
Court Case No. 110140306 DA Case No. 2209624 Citation No. None
Charge:
THEFT II (A Misdemeanor) $10,000 Unsentenced
THEFT II (A Misdemeanor) $0 Unsentenced
FACILITY HOLD (U ) $0 Unsentenced
A few ridges on his forehead and he'd be a great Klingon.
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ReplyDeleteJessica Elmira Rodriguez or Dominguez (like there is a fucking difference) is a whore, who pops out mexi-nuggets then flees taco time to smoke peyote in a hippy convent, when she is not protesting dumb shit her feeble mind can't even begin to understand with her whopping 7th grade education. Boy, those are some lucky kids, don't you think you dumb slut?
ReplyDeleteJessica, You can start your letter with...."from one arsonist to another". What do you think?
ReplyDeleteJessany,
ReplyDeleteDo us all a big favor and just go away.
We've all had enough of your story, your 15 minutes of fame have expired now go get a job that does not involve spreading your butt cheeks.
"A man suspected of stealing purses from the Coach store at Bridgeport Village...28-year-old John Joseph Albert Nirschl."
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2007/04/suspect_captured_after_chase_f.html
I've heard of comb overs but not a comb forward. I bet it's all party in the back.
ReplyDeleteA little bit about the author:
ReplyDeleteTrey Starrs who was born under the name Ethan Bourne.
Lives in Portland, Oregon originally from Sandwich, Massachusetts. He was Born on April 1, 1989... His testosterone deficiency left him suffering in silence with a 1/2 inch dick and still hairless pubic region.
He lost his virginity to his Father, Thomas C Bourne... And quickly embraced his family roll as cum dumpster second in command... He learned all his skills from his Mother, Patricia N Bourne. Who made their weekly ramen and tang money deep throating farm animals in the Nascar tailgating parking lots. His mother had the advantage of being able to pop her teeth out to cram more mammal members down her wrinkly gobbler.
Trey or Ethan will be inheriting those gold plated dentures when the old bag final croaks.
Trey is single. - Big surprise there! Guess living in your parents basement and nursing off your moms pancake tits until you were 15, didn't make you too popular with the ladies.
Tray crys himself to sleep every night masturbating to reruns of the Golden Girls and catching his tears in his Trailblazers snuggie... Being that his best friend has been the family meal deal at Popeyes, that is about all that can fit him.
If you have never seen a tiny dicked, hairless man covered in a barn yard full of goat cream please contact him at treystarrrs@gmail.com to set up your private viewing. You might also want to invest in some ShamWow stock being that this guy is going to go all the way, and every good show requires the right absorbency to get the smell of failure off his skin.
Not a single thing of the above was remotely funny.
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ReplyDeleteKnowingly infecting people with herpes is worse than this site.
ReplyDeleteSlander. Not true!
ReplyDeleteYou don't know what you are talking about.
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ReplyDeleteYour pictures were not stolen or taken without your knowledge You used those pictures as advertising for renting your body.
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ReplyDeleteAnybody want to party tonight? I have condoms don't worry.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't fuck Jessica with trey's dick...now go find some illegal immigrant wanting a scanky white bitch and leave my chat room alone.
ReplyDeleteAwwww! Not that tired and worn Ethan story again!!
ReplyDeleteJessica go fuck yourself you dirty whore your stealing everyone's thunder
ReplyDeleteEeeek why the fuck did you post that link of your nasty ass. I'm going to have to drink myself into a coma to sleep now. Wtf thanks!
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ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely correct, good effort by Anon but very dumb and completely unfunny.
*sigh*
Amateur...
The Metz. No thanks. I didn't write that i wanted to party with anyone. lol.
ReplyDeleteYou guys act like a girl can't troll on here. This is America not the middle east where you get your fingers cut off for trolling.
Besides right at this moment i am being nice. Maybe some people think this is a sign of weakness. I am a nerd/geek myself. So you wonder why all these nerds are coming back with vengeance. some want to find some way of being accepted. How is this shit acceptable? Google policy allows slander. But hate towards a group of people is not accepted. I am not trying to steal anyones thunder. i am protesting this website which means i am trolling inbetween job applications
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ReplyDeleteJessica you so funny.
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ReplyDeleteJessica most lawyers would not allow you in their office or even the lobby to their office because you smell like shit and look like crap. You hang out downtown with all the homeless people then hurry to catch the last bus to go spend a night sleeping in a shed because you stink so bad your Dad doesn't want you inside because you make him sick.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Jessica! You have graduated from the Institute of Internet Research. you can use this home school degree in many ways.
ReplyDeleteSome diagnose there own diseases while others, like yourself, are unofficial attorneys. Weaving your way through legal websites learning what took a real attorney ten or fifteen years to earn not to mention you saved tens of thousands in dollars doing it.
I envy your grit and fortitude. One day you can learn how to be a law abiding citizen avoiding PDX mug shots and that silly news paper in Plaid Pantry. One day you will realize, through your own research, that the majority of people in Portland (occupiers not included) follow the simple laws provided to them through the ORS. It keeps things organized, regular and simple.
So, lil'jessie my advise for you is to conform or join the other idiot anarchist in their next anti police errr... wall street march downtown.
God Bless you in your quest, he clearly missed the boat during your birth.
And by God I mean Trey Starrs
There, In or at that place
ReplyDeleteTheir, His or her
They’re, Contraction of they are
Wow, grammar lessons too. Show me more...
ReplyDeleteAdvise...you mean advice?
ReplyDeleteYou want to use your best grammar when you do a “I’m smart, you’re dumb” post.
^Thank you^
ReplyDeletefuck your grammar lesson this is the internat asshole. are you a school teacher who molests children for bad grammer?
ReplyDeleteget the niggers to talk proper english befor you criticize spelling
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