When Christopher Cook let Jessica Evert move into his home a few years ago, there had to be some warning signs that she was crazier than Michele Bachmann tossing her panties on-stage at a Melissa Etheridge concert. In spite of the clues she exhibited, Chris was determined to continue his relationship with a certifiably unstable Ginger . He must have been somehow blinded by Jessica's beaut... uh, wonderful personality? It took some time, but Chris ultimately decided to part ways with the increasingly agitated Jessica. Therein lies the problem, because no one rejects Jessica, I mean no one. She concocted a plan to get even with Chris by hitting him where it hurts, his wallet. She returned to Chris' home and proceeded to set fire to his "reportedly legal" medical marijuana grow located in his garage. After calling him and admitting she set the fire, Chris contacted the police and lured Jessica back to his home where officers were waiting to arrest her on charges of Arson II. I get the feeling that her IQ may be slightly less than a fern's. While most people happily drink from the fountain of knowledge, Jessica just gargled and spit.
However, that's only part of Jessica's story. What media sources don't know is that Jessica has a history as a Portland hooker and in fact, met Chris through her work. He was a client of hers. I was able to locate Jessica on a local online forum for prostitutes and clients, called TNAboard.com. Under her real first name, as well as several different aliases, Jessica was a major contributor to this site's postings, almost 4000 posts in 2010 alone. Her posts described a timeline of initial hope for a nice income to despair as she was quickly outed by a former client for being a prostitute that doesn't tell her clients she has herpes. That's right, men were unknowingly paying to sleep with a woman that, on special occasions, has a vagina covered with pus-filled blisters that ooze and bleed until scabs form. Where do I sign up? Once she was called out about her STD, Jessica continued to post on the forum defending herself with angry rants and even listed ads that she was still open for business if there were any clients that weren't afraid of her sickly jelly doughnut. Which, by the way, would go well with a large ice-cold glass of milk and a spoonful of arsenic. Below is a few of Jessica's quotes from TNAboard.com that I found interesting.
In Jessica's words:
06/04/2010- People better shape the f**k up or get their f**king neck snapped off. I dont have much too lose Ava. I live like a gypsy. I can change my appearance pretty fast. Too bad my finger prints are booked. You cross my path i will run your ass over.
08/29/2010-Good Morning!
We are medical marijuana growers with a surplus and are looking to help other OMMP. Top grade strains and all organically grown by us! You must have current Oregon identification and a current medical marijuana card. Please contact through the board or oregonrainboards@gmail.com
Feel better soon!
-Jessica
09/13/2010- There are a few things that led to this huge fight today with the guy I was living with. I wont be saying his name but he is not safe to be around. I told him I didn't want to help him in his medical marijuana garden since it would get me in trouble without having a caregiver card. Today he totally snapped. He started throwing furniture and breaking sh*t after i was not going to help him in the garden. He came rushing up to me with a closed fist and almost punched me. Instead he broke some more furniture.
09/30/2010-Like I said F**ktard I never f**king get caught doing anything illegal because I learned not to react on my emotions without planning out a crime.
11/06/2010-I was still seeing tons of clients when I denied having a STD after BJClassic accused me of having an account on a STD dating site.
11/10/2010-Please marry me and I will be loyal... I will take any offers to go on blind dates to get to know you... I want 3 kids, dog, and a good man. I can cook good meals, clean the house, run errands and blah blah blah.
11/12/2010- I have noticed that these men are afraid to write a review for me. Pretty obvious why they would be afraid. Cause of the way people have treated me after I announced I have herpes.
11/14/2010- thanks allot Rammeo....Why do you have sex with hookers if you do not want to get herpes or any kind of STD. This hobby is a high risk behavior!
11/14/2010- I am so happy that scot and stephen have decided to finally show up on this thread to let people know you both have herpes and that I both have f**ked you.
Moral of the story is... insanity and herpes don't mix well. And no, she doesn't get a Prostie Scale rating, she's a damn Ginger.
Your friend,
Trey Starrs
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 10 in
Weight: 150 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Arresting Agency: Portland Police, Other
Arrest Date: 7/12/2011 9:30 AM
Booking Date: 7/12/2011 12:04 PM
Current Status: Released
Assigned Facility: PERM
Projected Release Date: Unknown
Release Date: 7/12/2011
Release Reason: Released on Own Recognizance
Court Case No. 110732920 DA Case No.2222207
Charge:
ARSON II (C Felony) $0 Disposed
How in the fuck so you find all this shit out trey? You're superhero in my eyes and Jessica is a psycho.
ReplyDeleteI pegged Jessica as psycho when I saw lime green and fuschia in her mugshot.
ReplyDeleteUgly and anorexic hooker + Herpes = No Bueno
ReplyDeleteDon't make me give you herpes and then set your ball sack on fire you son of a bitch!
ReplyDeleteHerp Perp
ReplyDeleteCan you get herpes from eating ass?
ReplyDeleteIf so I need my money back from this bitch.
I better go get checked.
ReplyDeleteWhy'd everybody get herpes was she letting guys bare-dick her for an extra five spot?
ReplyDeleteWow, she looks like ahe's 13 years old. Sick!
ReplyDeleteFuck this bitch is ugly
ReplyDeleteI think it's a dude with a rotten crotch
ReplyDeleteI'd still TTT "tap that twat"
ReplyDeleteI just puked in my mouth a bit.
ReplyDeleteTTT!
ReplyDeleteThe hills have eyes!!!
ReplyDeletesoap does not clean off syphilis
ReplyDeleteThis walking cesspool is giving us gingers a worse name.
ReplyDelete73
The second pic should deter all of you orientals. NO more sushi drive thru's in portland. Wrapping ginger in kelp is a rip off. I'd like some rice and at least a bit of firm pink meat. The special of the day should never be a yeast roll.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know if this is the same Christopher Cook?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.portlandonline.com/police/pbnotify.cfm?action=ViewContent&content_id=648
I haven't been able to figure out if he was convicted of murder or not...
Believe that would be this Christopher Cook born in 1984 making him 20 at the time the press release in the link you posted was issued . . .
ReplyDeleteYou can enter his name and SID# here:
http://docpub.state.or.us/OOS/intro.jsf;jsessionid=2AF33C10B48089A03DDB04CE770A3CEB
Public Information (Last Updated: 07/20/2011 20:20:17)
Inmate Photo
SID# 15467890
Offender Name: COOK, CHRISTOPHER RAY
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Height: 5' 11''
Weight: 180 lbs
DOB: 02/1984
Race: White
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Caseload:
14006
Ruffcorn , Phillip
Location: TWO RIVERS CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
Status: Inmate
Institution Admission Date 07/26/2005
Earliest Release Date: 10/27/2019
Epic Failure! You are a major dumbass cause it clearly states that Jessica Evert has blonde hair and blue eyes!
ReplyDeleteLOL, that is just a Ginger attempt at hiding their 'roots'
ReplyDeleteI am not a ginger kid faggot boy. I am a blonde. It's time for you to grow a penis long enough to go fuck yourself.
ReplyDeletebump :)
ReplyDeleteha ha ha.
Fuck you Trey Starrs!
I will come out of this stronger and a better person once I get through all of this. That's all that matters is turning all of this into a growing experience.
lol, no matter how much you "grow"....you'll never "grow" out of being a herpes infected prostitute.
ReplyDeleteI know a lot of the people on tnaboard have herpes and it is spreading like wildfire from a few ladies who don't use protection. Some to avoid are Elisa Rose, Ava, Kelly Cumsin and Monica TheBestEver.
ReplyDeleteJessica is a real nutcase. She was doing tricks while living in her car. She got mad and went to a guy's house (who also has herpes) and confronted his wife. She posted personal information about another provider.
ReplyDeleteHow is Lemmy the turdle doing Jessica
Jessica ~ the only things you are capable of growing fit into a petri dish for medical experimentation. or growing to maintain your idiotic package deals of Herpes, Medical marijuana and cheap thrills in the back of a Buick Regal off Burnside. what a waste of oxygen
ReplyDeleteYou nasty infestation.......
Ho looks like big bird. Ugly as fuck.
ReplyDeleteJessica will fit nicely into prison.
ReplyDeleteI hate all you people at tnaboard.com. It is full of people who are P words.
ReplyDeletePimps
Pedophiles
Prostitutes
pill poppers
potheads
phonies
prick
and
pussies
All you fat ass bitches and johns can eat my crusty snatch.
Damn. I think I saw her at a party, bar, or school or do all white girls look the same?
ReplyDeleteFree rent in your mind Trey Starrs whoever the hell you are. Suck on my lady nuts.
ReplyDeleteThe day after I burnt down his marijuana shed I got a call from him to come over and I went back to fuck him. After that encounter I went home and slept on everything we talked about. I called him the next morning and told him what I did and he asked for me to come over to talk about money. When I showed up I was surrounded by the police and taken in to custody.
And the Buick Regal is an excellent choice. I been homeless before and I know how to survive if it comes to that. I am a Mazama. I have all my mountain climbing gear.
Your best friend,
Jessica
Hi Lemmy the turtle and Dan!
ReplyDeleteSpin for me boi!
Hello Big4x4 or should we call you John. Aren't you the one who let Jessica come to your house? How is your case of herpes and HIV coming along? How does your wife feel about you passing it on to her after you did bareback with NaughtyRia who also posts on TNABOARD.com
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ReplyDeleteWow Jessica now you are posting under J-Dog. No hello to S-Dog, Evil-Dog or D-Dog. Most of us know about you posting your J-Dog's dick on tnaboard.com. The word never got out about you and S-Dog humping like dogs on his floor while he videotaped you. How about when you asked D-Dog for some of his piss so you could pass a UA (I laughed when I heard you asked a guy for piss)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Jessica's lame attempt at modeling:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.modelmayhem.com/1722383
Oh, and I couldn't agree more with the Poster who said "I know a lot of the people on tnaboard have herpes and it is spreading like wildfire from a few ladies who don't use protection. Some to avoid are Elisa Rose, Ava, Kelly Cumsin and Monica TheBestEver."
It all makes sense now: Monica TheBestEver is nowhere to be found. Elisa Rose is just a nasty bitch who doesn't know better than to stop spreading disease. Kelly Cumsin- don't know her. Ava (now known as avapdx the lorax) thinks she's Queen of TNA and has suddenly posted that she wants to leave Oregon for greener, whore-like pasteurs. The reality of it is that her looks have faded, she's become angry and frustrated with her lack of "clients" and with a 14 year old child and a case of Herpes, well, its time for a new profession. How would you like to be in her boat: Mid-30's, still raising a kid, no income coming in and a bleak and dreary future. She's a real herpes bitch too! Fuck you Ava! :)
Haha love the above comment!
ReplyDeleteAs a part-time TNA member myself, I'd like to chime in what a total bitch "Muse" is who also goes by Brooke Lynn. That old & tired cunt is also a dancer at some crude club here in Portland as well.
That biotch just dont know she's 10 years past her prime (if she ver had one). FUCK YOU TOO MUSE! You don't even know the meaning of the word and no, it has nothing to do with sex. Stupid GED whore! fu
Oh and fuck that Ginger Arson bitch too! lolz
Jesus, I need to buy Valtrex stock.
ReplyDelete73
Love how this has turned into a TNA bashing!
ReplyDeleteYeah fuck that dirty old bitch MUSE! Your nasty bitch: You have a kid and youre still fucking for $$$! Pompous old cunt!!
Where's Child Protective Services when you need them??????
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ReplyDeleteHindsight? Now??
ReplyDeleteJessie stfu and prep for prison.
ReplyDeleteOn to tnaboard bashing.
Ava: traded the fake boobs for pancake style titties and doesn't shave her pits. Complains about Beaverton like she's too good for it. Ava, news flash, it's not Beaverton it's you.
Muse: Ho scares me. Has these pale wrinkled tits and a face like my cousin Frank. How fucking old are you, like 47? Muse is the only non-pimped ho on tnaboard because no pimp will take her.
emilysmile aka natasha something: Has chest hair on her asshole.
Rebecca_Baby: Her face will make you cross eyed if you look too long. Damn ugly. Don't be fooled by the nice faceless pictures. That girl damn ugly.
Charlie Mae: Meth. No boobs. Smells. Keep a hand on your wallet with her.
Miss Shy, Charlie's friend: has the most fucked up tits I've ever seen. Tits so ugly she charges $20 more to put socks over them during the ho down.
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ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more with the TNA comments about MUSE! Muse: You fucking old & tired bitch! You've gained weight and your albino complexion makes me want to puke! get a real job and take care of your kid without having to strip or fuck! Whore!
ReplyDeleteAva: You dumb fucking dumb filth bitch! Its you. The clients haven't dried up, you have. You're a jaded, disgruntled bitch with an attitude who couldn't touch my cock even if you paid me. You think you;re the Queen of TNA simply because you have nothing better to do. Get a job, take care of your brat and move. Period.
Emilysmile is another bitch on TNA. Her real first name is Natalie and she's a liar alright. She hates men and to prove it, her tattoo on her upper arm is meant to remind you that she is better than you. Ask her about is sometime. And don't forget to ask her why she got the tattoo at the angle: Its so when she's on her back, she can put her are up and you can read it. Another, angry washed up bitch.
Charlie Mae: Dont know her but her piercings make her look like she has a Hitler mustache.
Miss Shy: Pretty face, fuckable ass, massive stretch marks around her stomach and flat tits. Great personality though. Has a 3yo daughter which is scary.
One more to add: Taroforu.
Tara: You're an old drunk who is often up till 4am writing incomprehensible posts that reek of alcohol and stupidity. Every time you write you show your lack of tack and intelligence. Also, put your real age on your ads! What is it, 41? 43? or perhaps a bit close to 50? At $160.00 per hour, no lies, no promises, you're an overpriced pale, middle-aged woman who with a GED education and an overwhelming sense of entitlement. Fuck you Tara!
God this is a great outlet to relieve some of my frustrations on those TNA cunts. Lord knows we dare not express our REAL feeling on TNAboard.com lest we be banned!
I was in Portland for a friend's valentine's day wedding and I met a ho at the airport holiday inn on 02/12 of this year. She said her name was Kelly and charged me $$ to go up to her room and do her. I paid an extra $ because she offered bareback so I paid. A while later I came down with fire crotch and was told it was HSV (the herp). I don't know if it was Kelly Cumsin because she doesn't post her face picture on tnaboard but the body sure fits. Thanks Kelly for giving me a V_Day gift that I will have forever.
ReplyDeleteJessica maybe while you are at Coffee Creek you can learn how to make a dildo out of Jolly Ranchers with all that money you have on your books.
ReplyDeleteOkay I have been watching the tna bashing going on and I would like to comment on some of the stuff said.
ReplyDelete(1) I know Ava having met her twice and I would like to say I do not think she has HSV. I never got a chance to see her for a session but I do think she is a good person even though she might not think the same of me. She never acted like a bitch towards me and she really cares for her daughter.
(2) I also know Muse and she is hot in my opinion the time I met her she had on heels that had roses on them and I would still see her if I got the chance.
What was posted about the rest of the ladies I am not going to comment on.
Thanks again Trey for posting this thread about Jessica and I am glad you followed up on the info I passed on to you that started this whole thing. You know who I am.
Fuck that bitch Kelly Cumsin!
ReplyDeleteI would highly recommend that nobody fuck Kelly Cumsin unless you want to end up with herps. It seems that the new owner's of tnaboard did not make a very good investment.
ReplyDeleteThe old owner Lush is a pimp in Seattle and the best thing about it was RP who passed away right before it went to shit.
The new owners are running the board out of Nevada and have been posting fake ads and ads from underage girls.
I hope LE is reading this thread and shuts it down soon.
How are things going Harley and Mr. J?
There is a bitch in Seattle named Sinful Sadie who should have been beaten more by RP for some of the crap she pulls. Hopefully his ghost comes back.
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ReplyDeleteMs.Evert you do not know very much about this states laws regarding Prostitution if you think that having a web server oversea protect the owners of tnaboard. The email server for the board is not oversea so any messages sent over the web server is governed by US laws and the state that the email was sent from and received plus the state where the server is located. If a provider is a danger to the community because of unsafe conduct (example knowing she has a STD but still providing she can and will be held accountable).
ReplyDeleteWe are currently doing research on some of the ladies mentioned in this thread and have notified the CSD and other agencies regarding violations of laws.
An example would be Ms. Cumsin who has posted on TNAboard that she is a college student. If she is receiving any financial aid or grants she needs to declare all money she makes.
Another example would be if Ms. Ava or Ms. Muse is receiving any child support or assistance (such as food stamps) they would have had to declare that income.
We are currently planning a crackdown and enforcement of the law regarding these ladies.
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ReplyDeleteThe guy who is spreading all this crap is pdxdanmusic who was banned on tna and now can be found at tnaxxhobby.com spreading his hate and herpes.
ReplyDeleteEww!
ReplyDeleteSorry whoever posted that they thought this was Dannie Boi posting this info on the ladies on tnaboard but you are way off. However thank you for letting me know where he hangs out now.
ReplyDeleteI know of all these people being mentioned from tnaboard.com and tnaxxhobby.com.
ReplyDeleteI would suspect Dan of posting stuff on Kelly but not on any of the other ho's because I am one of them mentioned and I have never met him so what was posted about me he could not know.
I do know that he had a problem with Kelly Cumsin because she ripped him off and she has had a few handles banned on tnaxxhobby.com for going after him and spreading lies. She attacked a provider's ad and anther's review on tnaxxhobby.com because he helped a provider with some pictures for her ad and the review she attacked was because she allows CIM which is what upset Kelly.
I am one of the few providers mentioned that has posted on both boards but I was told I would lose business on tnaboard if I posted any more on the other because I would be blackballed. I need the money so I stopped posting there but still check it out from time to time.
Avapdx the lorax has a pussy that looks like 2 slices of half-cooked bacon with a jalapeno slice in the middle.
ReplyDeleteNasty!
Oh, and for all you "White Knights" out there from TNA: Finally we get to voice our real opinions on these prostitutes without fear of being banned or other retribution!
ReplyDeleteThere are about 6 whores on TNA that strut around like they're cop of the walk and if you even wink at them wrong its all over. Assholes like Pathfinder2 who is the biggest ass kisser there (recently posting that the working girls are decent and hard-working and deserve a round of applause makes me want to puke in his face. Right after I kick his ass for having a retard picture of Bon Jovi (really? how old is Path-15?) as his avatar. Fuck you to Pathfucker!
Love being able to say whats on my mind here for a change.
It looks like Jessica might be smarter than she puts on because she figured out who I am but she has no idea who I really am on tnaboard or maybe she has an idea but just hasn't tied it all together.
ReplyDeleteKeep trying people.
Fuck that bitch Muse!
ReplyDeleteclandestine1~ I'm very flattered that I have this affect on you, but you bore me.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone wants to bore you now Jessica.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Kelly Cumsin has found this thread.LOL
ReplyDeleteKelly is one of a bunch of tnaboard skanks who think they are God's gift to men. She is one of the skanks pimped by a tnaboard member who use to go by Hush Puppy and now goes by Chili Pepper. Hush Puppy tried to bring back a ho named Brandy who turned a tnaboard member named Bouser over to the cops because she was posting ads and getting reviews while she was underage.
I would also like to point out that it looks like Kelly is selling out some of her best friends on the board (the post where she declared she didn't know much about herself. LMAO
She even sold out Monica who helped get her into the biz.
I am surprised nobody has ment mentioned Sara Foxx from tnaboard yet. Check out the leather like looks of that ho. With her leather like looks and with the amount of balls that have slapped on her she could pass for a catcher's mitt.
Sara Foxx still doesn't get it that "bangs" are not a good look for her. And also that its about 20 years too late for that pony-girl hair style.
ReplyDeleteLovin' the fact that we can tell some truth here without retribution from Gang of Six (or whatever) pulling together to ban and intimidate.
Eat shit ladies. Its your turn and the plate is full.
this has epic potential, in b-4 page 2 !!
ReplyDeleteThere is now a thread on tnaboard concerning this thread.
ReplyDeleteIt seems Dan (I would assume pdxdan)emailed Ava to tell her about some of the stuff being posted about and that he had her back (again I would assume that he is the person who posted positive things about her and Muse). The thread by Ava is (...)in the Portland discussion section and Elisa Rose the fat cow (check out some pictures of her when she went by Madison something in a photo review by Bouser) bitched out Ava for posting about it.
I think one of the biggest mistakes by the management of tnaboard was when they banned pdxdan. He is well known and always seemed to watch out for the guys and most of the ladies.
Pdxdan I still think you are the PoonGod of Portland.
Thx for sending the info to Trey (if it was you).
Went to school with emilysmile her real name is Natalie nemo Espinoza did not she was a hooker. You can say hi to her on her twittter account eatmy_cupcakke
ReplyDeleteDropping by to add that MUSE (aka Brooke Lynn aka Single Mother) is an absolute and total bitch. While I'm unaware if she has herpes, I do know that she has gained a bit of weight.
ReplyDeletePlease check her photos (boohoo, her personal photographer is gone) and after you weed out the old pics, look closely at the angles and lighting. In them you will see a haggard, been fucking & sucking for too long, pastey white body begging to purchase a Nordic Trac.
I had a run in with Muse who accused me of missing an appointment about a year ago. After I explained and showed emails and texts that she was wrong and it was her fault, I never heard from her again. This told me that she was an immature slutty whore, unwilling to admit when she's wrong and on her way to becoming Mrs. Jabba the Hutt.
Please join me in welcoming Muse the Hutt.
FU Bitch.
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ReplyDeleteTnaboard is full of pimped out underage girls and a handful of delusional tricks who think it's a real dating site. Checking out the ads crack me up.
ReplyDeletepdxdantheman has Ava's back. hopefully he has her razor as well. Ava shave your nasty pits and take care of your kid for once.
Delusional tricks get the $200 rubber BJ, kicked out after 20 minutes, and then write a glowing 'review' about how they just encountered a harry met sally moment. Hos turn around and give trick money to the pimp who shares their ho's bare pussy with the pimp crew. Awesome.
I fucked ElisaRose a few times. She is fat but a solid fuck. Always rubbered up and stayed HSV free. I heard she is pimped now.
ReplyDeleteElisaRose was always pimped.
ReplyDeleteKelly Cumsin is fat and nasty. This woman hides her face for a good reason. Gross.
ReplyDeleteWow I need an excel spreadsheet to keep up with all this info.
ReplyDeleteAva is a flat chested bitch with hairy armpits and a kid who is infected with herps. When someone tries to help her she lets everyone know and attacks him.
Kelly Cumsin is a fat, ugly bitch who is a ripoff and spreads herpes by doing bareback for $$$. Which she passes on to her pimp.
Muse is a dried up old bitch with a kid but no mention of std.
Monica TheBestEver is an infected bitch who was betrayed by Kelly Cumsin who started out as her pimp.
Sara Foxx is an old dried up bitch who tries to pass herself as a younger provider.
EmilySmiles has a hairy butthole who has now been outed.
Elisa Rose is as fat as a cow with a 50/50 chance of being infected who is pimped and a bitch.
TaraforU is a drunken old whore who is crazy.
plus all the the other
plus all the other stuff (Rebecca, Charlie and Ms. Shy have seemed to get off easy so far.
Last but not least Jessica.
It sounds like the men who are on tnaboard get all they deserve from these ladies and then some.
The board is being run by a bunch of pimps in Nevada and a pimp of underage girls in Seattle.
All we need is a craigslist type killing to complete the nuthouse.
This is cracking me up. You guys are so hateful I'm not shocked she burnt down the garage.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a bunch of washed up hateful hookers posting. Is business bad ladies?
ReplyDeleteAlwaysAlex the BBW with no ass. Tits might look good on an actual hot girl.
ReplyDeleteGabbyMarie wears a leather suit that resembles skin. Thinks she's hot as hell, but really nothing special there. Always retiring, only to find out she's dumb as rocks and can't do anything except sell her crusty ass.
Diamond1990 is about 3 feet too short for her weight. Tits point down at the ground like an old grandma.
Arizona Denise, econolodge special girl. Pimped.
Sara Foxxx makes me think of a 1967 Camaro because it's the year she dropped out of the 8th grade.
Danielle Blu. One word: Teeth.
Then there is Mia Jones who won't put down her pipe for smoking meth until you are almost at her door. Saggy tits, worn out body and a hateful mind who would fuck that.
ReplyDeleteNext Mahealani Banks tries to pass herself off as a porn star but is just plain ugly. She lies about her age and for proof here is two ads from backpage from yesterday.
In this one she claims to be an 18 year old porn star and since she has been on tnaboard since it started that made her about 14 when she started or a liar.
http://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/adult-film-star-mahealani-banks-18/5442306
In this ad she posts that she is 22 which is getting closer.
http://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pick-me-i-love-it-in-my-butt-petite-asian-80-specials-22/5470983
She posted pictures under an alt handle and was arrested on national tv but is back at it and the police do nothing about it. I am glad we are getting a new mayor and hopefully a new DA who will shut them down.
Next in line is Mercury another stuck up bitch who is way past her time. Trying to pass herself off as 30 which is about 10 years off.
She needs to keep the needle out of her arm.
Mercury's friend Buffy had the same problem and Sara Foxx was offering discounts so they could get her into rehab.
Most people know that Tara for U's faked her attacked last winter because she didn't wants others to know she passed out drunk and fell and hurt herself on a table. Tnaboard made a big deal about it and she used the money people donated to pay off bills like water so she could flush all the shit in her toilet down and power and booze and food.
OMG I know Kelly Cumsin and I go to school with her sister. Her parents must be rolling over in their graves to know about this life she lives. Her brother is a sex offender in a Washington prison. I wonder if he is getting fucked in the butt as much as she does? LOL
ReplyDeleteWTF is wrong with this city. Why hasn't anyone shut down that website or arrested and put away these sorry ass excuses for women to get them off our streets. Just because they have computers they are better than any street walking whore.
ReplyDeleteI caught my 12 year old son and some of his friends looking at ads on tnaboard last night. They told me you took need to do anything to look at the ads.
They showed me one for this Monica TheBestEver and told me they go to school with her kids. I plan to call the school and child services about her today because I know her children's names.
I just checked out Ava thread on tnaboard and it seems some are more worried about the messenger than the message.
ReplyDeleteAn example is the old dried up bitch Muse It seems only one person has stuck up for her so far. The same goes for Elisa Rose and Ava.
I guess it is about time for the tna board pussy whipped white knights to start posting here that these are lies and these are really just decent women who sell their cunts and suck dicks because they enjoy it and don't need the money.
Thanks Trey for this thread and is there anyway to post pictures of these walking infected cum buckets.
Its funny that all these hateful messages sound like the same writer.
ReplyDeleteLOL
It is funny how the last comment is again trying to blame the messenger not the message. So last poster which ho are you? Are you trying to say it is Jessica? I strongly doubt that one person stays up 24 hours a day to post about tnaboard and all the bitches on there.
ReplyDeleteNotice it is quite a few whores being listed on this thread. Tnaboard is full of fake ads and johns with multi handles and the whores being listed here and some of the only real ones.
There is only so many options for posting a reply.
So last poster are you Muse?
Ava?
Kelly?
Monica?
Elisa?
Sara?
Tara?
How would someone know so much info on all these whores? An example would be Emilysmiles maybe you should check tnaboard and see who has outed her there. Maybe you should check tnaboard and see who complained about Ava's hairy pits.
It is not just one person it is many.
Hookers in Portland are worn out old skanks?? Duh!! If they were young, hot and had even a scrap of self-worth left they would be stripping instead. The old wrecks have to hook because they couldn't even get a day-shift.
ReplyDeleteLmao you guys are just jealous my dick is bigger than yours.
ReplyDeleteXoXoX
Muse
PS yup I'm a bitch and I'm a whore you Totally hurt my feelers
Well Muse at least you have one person who still thinks your hot or was that just another ho trying to do damage control or maybe your pimp?
ReplyDeleteMuse you dried up skank you can't even follow your own advice.
ReplyDeleteDon't let this get to you baby it's a very sad and hateful person with absolutely no creativity or intelligence.
I think it's kinda funny that who ever it is posting this bullshit is so intimidated by us that they went to a different site And posted anonymous. I'm sure it's not a coincidence that over half of the posts agreeing with the first bash post had the same Style of writing and the same insults.
It does seem to be getting to you.
Jessica since you want to work with puppies and bitch slap a tna member why don't you combine them and bitch slap Puppy.
ReplyDeleteThe message is the messenger is a bitter trick consumed by the world of prostitution.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. All this hate from a man(men) despising the women they have to pay to get sex. Are these women as pathetic as you say, or are you pathetic for participating in a "hobby" where you get to know them so well?
I'm glad you are enjoying the freedom to say how you really feel about these ladies, because if you said it at TNA, you would get banned, and lose out on a big part of your life. Keep hating these women until the next time you get horny and have cash to spend.
You should show your appreciation & gratitude, rather than talking trash about the women, whom are charitable enough to have sex with your fat,old, ugly ass for money, when most women wouldn't so much as look at you for all the money in the world.
You pay women to get sex. No, you don't pay them to leave. And you dare nitpick about their looks, or judge them as mothers?
Get down on your knees and thank God women like this exist, so sorry-ass, loser tricks like you, can delude yourself into thinking a woman would enjoy fucking you.
So what the poster above is basically saying is there is no freedom on tnaboard to say what men really think about these whores for fear of being banned. That doesn't sound like there is much truth in any review.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder there are people like pathfinder who hang out on that site.
Muse I wouldn't allow you to get down on your knees to suck my cock.
ReplyDeleteActually I think its getting to the prostitutes more than anyone else in my opinion...
ReplyDeleteWhy are we writing here and not TNA? I think its clear and has been stated a few times: You get ganged up on TNA and then eventually banned. I have no problem writing anonymously and don't feel bad about it at all. As long as I can express my feelings for once without retribution, its quite liberating and I applaud Trey for this outlet. I belong to several other sites for movies and music and games and they all have a lot of yelling, arguing and insulting but none are run like the Nazi regime as TNA. And I'm not speaking about the Moderators as much as the Members (Fat Drunk Muse, SaraFoxx, Ava etc.)
While we're on the topic of Muse, we all know she's an alcoholic. Has she ever been to rehab? How many times? Whats her drink of choice? Just curious...
NOTE: Would someone please take a few minutes and copy and paste some of Taraforyou's drunk rambings? They're priceless! Here's one from 8/3/2011 at 1:12am:
"I'm happy to say twice after a real crucial appt cancelled if they bothered to even cancel btw an alot of tim e had been invested I got replacements so quickly I had already changed and had nt even had too much time to be glum when nice fella asked if they could come now they ust saw the post -
LUCKY ME
hello yes!
LAST FRIDAY WAS ONE FROM HERE AND A HOTTIE !!!!!!"
Wow that made sense.
How about this gem from 7/27/2011 at 2:42am: (Note that the punctuation, spaces are all original and this is how it reads on TNA!:
"Ihave alot to say here but i see my sistahs are NOT stupid or as unethical as the 75 percent of other career chosen people and b4 u qoute someone its not ethical to imply they are sub par in your opinion an upto anything just because you thought you had bagged another flunky -fail for the unethical way you are 4 some reason idk why are trying to coerce people doing . However like in my case ,when I
questioned u then you pulled A flatter,sweettalk then manipulate routine Iwanted to warn people about asap but I didnt wantit to lose merit com ing from me since
I usedto fall for everything . Glad my indignation wasnt for naught tho I left it in good relations I didntfeel good about whatyou broughtto thetable and
If necessary I can further offer insight into what I felt was wrong an now see was definately false scruples because of conflicts you are trying to
damage controlbut trust me the best thing is to stop t r y i n g o r mo r e can or w i ll expose more cheese/sleaszeball ethical un satisfactory actions an pizza reviews lol"
What the fuck? The above had to do with someone looking for a whore to flash a pizza delivery guy or something. Really doesn't matter. It was just fun to try and decipher the ramblings of a 50 year old drunk woman at 2am.
More to come...
Ahhh...freedom to express how we feel.
ReplyDeleteThe fun part is watching the whores get older and still trying compete with the newbs.
Can you say $5.00 for a handjob?
*snort*
I find it amusing that the prostitutes feel at a disadvantage for once and don't like the criticism. That comes with the territory ladies. Its called life.
ReplyDeleteThere's always going to be lovers, haters and somewhere in between.
Muse: Your face could stop a truck and the photos of you picking your nose are neither funny nor sexually stimulating. They're just plain gross.
Get a real job. Wait. It's too late for you to do that. You have no work history or references.
(Muse at a Wendy's interview) "Well Miss Muse, you have no work history, no references, no experience of any kind and no skills which apply to any of the positions we're hiring for. I'm sorry, I'm unable to offer you a job here at Wendys. However, would you be interested in giving me a blowjob behind the dumpster in exchange for a Bacon Jr. Cheeseburger and Medium Frosty? You would? Excellent. I'll meet you there in 5 minutes. Oh, and you please put this "TO GO" bag over your head. Otherwise I'll never get hard."
Sometimes I think my life sucks, but then I just think of Jessica's life and things seem a lot better.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is reviews don't matter for men like you. All the hookers you see will vary to the extent of how much they can hide their contempt and disgust for you, no matter how hot the sex might have been with a decent guy, whom wrote a rave review. You should be pleased any time you get a nut not due to your own singular effort.
ReplyDeleteMost men's mileage with hookers will vary. But you are gas guzzler. Expecting to be disappointed is the best you can hope for.
Don't forget:
ReplyDeleteWithout us men, you wouldn't be able to pay your bills, feed your kids or buy your alcohol or drugs.
TRUE DAT!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think it is getting to these whores also and it also looks like it is getting to the management of tnaboard.
ReplyDeleteFreedom to post is no longer allowed on tnaboard.
It is becoming just like the hobby hunter which is run by BBW Veronica. She doesn't seem to understand that she is just another big fat whore and there is nothing beautiful about her.
And don't forget without hookers, your ass would never get laid.
ReplyDeleteReally? Emilysmiles08 got outed? Couldn't have happened to a more angry bitch. Love it!!! :)
ReplyDeleteLike her tattoo says: "Only God can judge me."
And his judgement cometh soon. Quite soon.
LOL, Hookers bashing Johns, Johns outing dirty hookers. Where will it end?? Hey hookers, its the 'oldest' not the 'well respected' profession. FYI Muse, since the advent of monotheism your career has been taboo.
ReplyDeleteAnd why has no one gone here yet???
Leviticus 21:9
"if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father. She shall be burned with fire."
OR
Do you know why hookers get STD's?
They deserve them.
73
P.S. http://www.bricktestament.com/
way fun stuff
Damn good stuff in the above message.
ReplyDeleteWord to your pimp!
A revealing comment:
ReplyDelete"I find it amusing that the prostitutes feel at a disadvantage for once and don't like the criticism. That comes with the territory ladies. Its called life."
I find it amusing how much hate,fear, and powerlessness you feel regarding women.
These uppity whores have been ruling over you with their pussies, even though YOU are the paying customer? How dare they not be your obedient slave?
If there is a woman I don't want to fuck, I don't go on endlessly about how I don't want to fuck her.
Then, there is the guy who enjoys the drunken ramblings of an obviously troubled woman. Show some compassion for her, rather than using her to make you feel better about your own worthless self.
Whoremongers, look at your own life before you judge others. Wow, you're better off than a desperate middle-aged woman selling her body --that's winning, in the Charlie Sheen sense of the word.
Women have always made you miserable, from the bitch who would not date you in high school, to the wife who divorced you.
You are powerless to get what you need from women. Even hookers get tired of your bullshit and won't see you, so you get pissed at them. You can't so much as pay for pussy -- that is REAL impotence -- no matter if your dick works or not.
Fuck you. You are all close to being rapists, and some of you commenting already are.
Its really enjoyable to get a whore so worked up like the above. Oh how angry you must've been Muse when you typed it (most likely because you have no clients on the busiest day of the week).
ReplyDeleteActually none of what you wrote applies to me. None.
But feel free to express yourself here. Thats why we're here.
Thank you TREY!!!!!!!!
I'm not Muse. I'm not a whore. I'm not a woman.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are not much of a human being.
None of what I said applies to you? Are you sure? Why do you feel the need to defend yourself? When someone denies, you know it applies.
I'm glad you are enjoying yourself. Thanks, I had a good time, too, babe.
Kelly Cumsin the troll aka Is of BBBJ and CIM nobody raped you as was pointed out to you before you got banned all someone did was bust a nut in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteYou business has gone so far down the shitter that now you are having to sell your worn out pussy in other cities like Bend and Eugene. Just because the guy posted that you are a ROB does not make someone a rapist also.
You crapped on my friends ad and said just because the guy helped her with uploading pictures he was her pimp and you also crapped on another provider’s review because deep inside you know he was right all along.
How many handles have you had banned since then. He deleted and reposted your ROB report but I saved this quote for future use.
http://tnaxxhobby.com/post.php?tid=265&qid=30851
[quote=Is of bbbj and cim]As far as calling you and texting you that I was going to "get you" I have no idea what you are talking about, all I did was ask you to please remove your picture post because I did not give you permission to post it and I did not want to be associated with you. You are the one who went on to tell me you were going to forward all of my info to LE.
****, really, your are threat to all the providers here, especially if they say no!
What part of no don't you understand! Dan, no means NO![/quote]
I removed the person's name she was talking about because he doesn't want to have anything to do with you anymore.
Sorry I thought I got his name out of all the quote. I am glad only one Seattle lady has been dragged in so far. We stick together not like the catfight going on down there.
ReplyDeleteHow about an "angry whore of PDX beauty contest" ??
ReplyDeleteAre the any 9 toed whores on tna?? I have a fantasy involving a slut who is missing a toe and a gallon of orange sherbet.
Since you are a loyal tnaboard member Backdoor Man what do you think again the issue of freedom to post on tnaboard vs. the fear of being banned for speaking the truth.
ReplyDeleteGood to see the White Knights here.
ReplyDeleteJake4x4 is the biggest douche of all (besides Pathfinder2).
Is there anyone lower on the human chain than a defender of the whore?
Defender of the Whore. Thursday at 8pm on CBS
I'm not Muse. I'm not a whore. I'm not a woman.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are not much of a human being.
None of what I said applies to you? Are you sure? Why do you feel the need to defend yourself? When someone denies, you know it applies.
I'm glad you are enjoying yourself. Thanks, I had a good time, too, babe.
This post just reeks of lies. "Thanks, I had a good time, too, babe." Come on what type of guy would say that.
Muse.
ReplyDeleteConcur.
ReplyDelete"Is there anyone lower on the human chain than a defender of the whore?"
ReplyDeleteYes, rapists and violent, abusive, controlling tricks are much lower, but maybe they are not on the human chain at all, being a lower life form.
You might climb higher on the chain yourself, should you realize there is a human being attached to that pussy you pay for.
Muse again.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the comment about Jake check out this post by him on Ava's thread.
ReplyDeleteG-wiss wrote:
I never did see what the site was that is the topic of this discussion. But i agree with Muse. There are people in the world whose sole purpose in life is to spread their own misery to as many people as possible. When we take it personally it just feeds their rage.
We have plenty of people on this board. Luckily many of the worst have been banned. So one of the worst from our past can't hurt people enough where he is at so he needed to go after somebody here to lash out. Don't blame the victom.
SecretSuperstar wrote:
I imagine those in the know have already figured out all the players over there, considering they keep targeting the same specific handful of TNA providers in their comments. That kind of butthurt anonymous unmoderated namecalling is Internet faggotry of the highest order. It's hard to believe everyone involved is a grown-ass adult. You've got to have a sad fucking life to do what they're doing.
Excellent posts by both of you. There are some truly sad douche-bags out there hiding behind their computer screens.
This coming from someone who can't get past his glory day (not days) of being an Airborne warrior. Jake goes around on tna trying to bully people and if not he goes after them like he did with Colie Marie and Jessica.
Fuck off Jake and you are a big pussy.
Concur.
ReplyDelete"This post just reeks of lies. "Thanks, I had a good time, too, babe." Come on what type of guy would say that."
ReplyDeleteA guy trying to remind you of a provider's insincere reply to every "review" you have written.
Does Muse write like I do? She certainly is an obsession for you. I understand you think she is a bitch and used-up, but why does she inspire such ire?
Maybe she really is a muse. She is the 10th Muse -- the muse of fucked-up, frustrated tricks.
You guys spend A LOT of time on the hobby, are there ANY whores you like? Or is the point of hobbying for you to treat women like shit?
What's stopping you from having your own forum to bash whores you don't like?
What's wrong with posting on this thread Jake? The only thing you ever did in the Army was feed the real Airborne Rangers their meals.
ReplyDeleteAm I Jake or Muse? Make up your mind.
ReplyDeleteYou can post on this thread all you like, but if you feel you can't speak your mind at TNA without getting banned, why don't you start your own forum, and allow only Johns to post? Then you can give the "real deal" on the providers.
You can call it "Trick or Treat." I'm guessing there won't be many treats, though...
Again Jake what is wrong with people posting on this thread about tnaboard where there is no fear of being banned?
ReplyDeleteAt least Muse has the balls to post with her real name why can't you? Are you too chickenshit to be a real man?
It looks like you are the real douche bag hiding behind a computer screen.
Chicken shit?
ReplyDeleteI was in the Screaming Eagles, mother fucker! Airborne! Air Assault! I killed more gooks, towel-heads, japs, krauts, & ruskies for calling me out than you can imagine. I will repel down the side of your house and kick your ass!
Yeah... I'm not Jake, or anyone you know, online or otherwise.
Do you really need to engage in an Internet flame war with another trick over the proper etiquette for whoring, and the discussion of whoring?
Does it make sense to defend the integrity of your online pooning persona, for a hobby you would be ashamed to disclose to your friends and family?
Does Jake bully you? Well, fuck Jake. He is just like you -- a silly trick with his ego tied up in a fantasy world of pay-for-play sex.
Paying for sex should have a mandatory surcharge to cover the cost of therapy needed to bring tricks back to reality.
I tucker Muse once. Ate her cunt too. I liked it. She came then I fucked her silly. Only drawback is she has a saggy belly from being pregnant.
ReplyDelete*fucked
ReplyDelete"Paying for sex should have a mandatory surcharge to cover the cost of therapy needed to bring tricks back to reality."
ReplyDeleteSo true my man!
This is from the Ava thread
ReplyDeleteBobby Copper posted
I'll get us back on topic. I have been busy white-knighting on [URL Deleted By Script] all afternoon, mainly for lulz, but motivated by disgust. Who knew guys paying for sex could have such issues with women, and people in general? That whole web site is like hosting a celebrity roast at Auschwitz. Fear not, ladies of the night, for I have avenged you damsels in distress. No matter how disparaging the comments of the ill-mannered may be, remember who is selling, and who has to buy, when trying to sort out the winners from the losers.
Aww, shucks, ma'am, no need to thank me.
Who am I, you may ask? Just another troll? A crusader in a pointless flame-war? Maybe I'm one man, long lurking in the shadows, finally fed up with the state of things, leaping into the spotlight and shouting, "This shall not stand!" Someone needs to defend the integrity of the hobby, and the good people participating in it
As I said, no need to thank me, folks. You may safely return to felching each other, knowing I have your backs.
Actually, you should thank me.
It sure sounds like Fake cop from TNA and the name fits
Bobby (English cop) and Copper most tnaboard members know her as Mia Jones the meth addict.
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ReplyDeleteThat's Officer Bobby Copper to you, Pal. Seriously, Bobby is an English cop? I knew that detective from Homicide was messing with me when he told me to take that user name. What a dick! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 18 months of undercover work down the drain. I'm going to get busted back down to working traffic. I was working with the FBI task force, and I was so close to busting the entire TNA board on RICO charges.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I gotta clean up this mess. All you tricks are arrested. Report to the desk sergeant at your local precinct and tell him you have been arrested for soliciting prostitutes. Waive your right to an attorney, and plead guilty.
I had no idea you would see my post on TNA, even after you posted here what Muse wrote in that same thread. You scoundrel, you did exactly what I expected you to do.
I'm not Mia, you curious little hobbit. I'm Bobby from the Copper Penny, not a fake cop. Come by and see me at work -- I hand out paper towels in the Men's restroom.
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ReplyDeleteAt least one of pictures I like to explain that I was trying to give you a hint. You can kiss my ass Trey Starrs
ReplyDeleteSo what you are saying is pucker up?
Jessica you are also lucky to have never met Puppy who has also gone by Number One and Michael on tnaboard. Do your research on him and find out why (use one of your alt handles). Read about what he did to Bailey Baby (forced bareback sex) or read what he did to Chloe_B.
Michael is probally the only member of tna with more banned handles then you Jessica.
Now the tna management allows members like Puppy, Sinful Sadie and ISO of BBBJ and CIM (not to be confuse with IS of BBBJ and CIM which is Kelly Cumsin) to go around outing people and doing whatever they want because drama brings business and they know they made a bad investment when they bought it from Lush (who stills runs it but does not own it).
There seems to be a little love affair going on between Bobby Copper and clandestine1 in Ava's thread on tnaboard. I do not think the poster above was right about it being Mia Jones. It looks like Bobby Copper and clandestine1 are the same member.
ReplyDeleteThey are all the same member you idiot. Mia, clandestine1, Bobby Copper (and all his other banned handles as fake cop).
ReplyDeleteAva and all you others complaining about tnaboard if you don't like the way we run the board just STFU and leave. Do you think we are really worried about all you whores? We bought the board as an investment and a place to peddle all our other sites. Every time someone replies or makes another handle we make money.
ReplyDeleteThe bottom line is we are making even if all you whores are not.
Mr. J
Which Dotty's is the beauty contest going to be at?
ReplyDeleteMr. J you still won't admit that you were duped my Lush into buying tnaboard and now you are doing the same to everyone you sell your ads space to. It is easy to check the user list for the number of members Lush created that have zero posts. It is quite a job going through page after page of fake handles. Why don't you admit it is over a third. Then when you take into account all the members with more than one handle well I think people can catch my drift.
ReplyDeleteYou made a bad investment and now that the word is out you can't unload it.
Which Dotty's is the beauty contest going to be at?
ReplyDeleteThey can't hold it at Dotty's because there is too many underage girls who couldn't get in.
I highly suspect that isn't MR. J
ReplyDeleteHey, it's Bobby Copper, the fake cop, here: Most people have the good sense to ignore my posts -- Clandy does not.
ReplyDeleteYou're all a bunch of idiots. Instead of trying to figure out who is hiding behind a user name, why don't you find a nice hooker to suck your dick?
Forum drama does not get you laid.
I'm President Obama, and I'm posting to confirm Bobby Copper is Clandestine, who is also Lemmy Ramone.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that was an authentic post from Mr. J.
Sorry, I have to go & get back to destroying America & the economy.
I'm Mother Theresa, and I've come back from the grave to tell you everything Obama said is bullshit. All hookers gladly offer bareback sex for $20 more, which is a better deal than when I worked the streets. Local TV news personality Kimberly Maus is an UTR GFE provider -- but she has herpes and an angry pimp.
ReplyDeleteFunny how the post above mentions UTR GFE isn't that also the handle Mia Jones uses on another board Bobby or should we just call you Mia.
ReplyDeleteYou got me with your great deductive skills, Columbo.
ReplyDeleteAnyone posting about UTR & GFE must be Mia, just like anyone posting about ISO BB & CIM must be Kelly Cumsin, because of her alleged trolling handle.
UTR,GFE,CIM these are uncommon terms and identifying markers on a hooker board.
Your Moms is an UTR GFE, does that make Mia Jones your mother?
Just one more thing -- by got me, I mean you got me laughing, thinking you know who I am.
You can call me Mia if you like, but I'll just have to call you confused.
Here is a fake ad by Mahealani Banks
ReplyDeletehttp://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/have-me-your-way-bang-all-3-holes-thai-mix-100-special-19/5176662
use tineye to check the bottom photo
Just another tnaboard fake bitch. If anyone wants to verify call the ad and ask if it is really her.
Now lets look at some of Tara's ads
in this one she claims to be 41
http://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/baby-o-baby-tara-s-what-boys-like-41/5236780
in this one she claims to be 43
http://portland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexxy-isnt-something-i-do-its-just-what-i-am-43/5443455
again another tnaboard provider who lies like all the rest
Then there is ho's like Juliababe she has more no shows then rainy days in Portland.
Mona the girl next door sure if you live next door to a meth lab.
Native Barbie also known as Cami Baby check the last minute availability thread in the Portland discussion section her pimp calls her Johns and threatens them.
Maggie May well just another senior citizen ho.
The list of fakes, ROBs, addicts and pimped just keeps growing.
This isn't a hooker board Mia or Bobby or whatever handle you use this is a site about people who have been busted.
ReplyDeleteKelly Cumsin was not ISO of BBBJ and CIM as a troll she was IS of BBBJ and CIM. However since you brought up ISO of BBBJ and CIM people should checkout the thread about pdxmoni on tnaboard by ISO of BBBJ and CIM. What did Sara Foxx and Downtown Violet post about you Mia (ISO of BBBJ and CIM) put down your crack pipe you washed up ho.
This is getting good it looks like another provider just got her ass kicked here.
ReplyDeleteDitto
ReplyDeleteI have a question. I thought ISO was In search of how come ISO of BBBJ and CIM has the extra of Mia?
ReplyDeleteNot a hooker board? You could have fooled me with all the talk of TNA and providers here. Whatever its original purpose, this thread is, at the very least, a place for hooker board rejects.
ReplyDeleteI don't give a fuck about Kelly Cumsin's correct troll handle, or your grudge against her as a disappointed/robbed trick.
What did a couple of whores say about another whore? Beats me -- probably nothing nice.
I'm surprised to see there is a seedy side to prostitution -- robs, addicts, and pimps, oh my! Where are the nice young women so horny they get off having sex with gross, old strangers for money? Oh, they're mythical -- I guess that leaves you with the desperate and drug-addicted women you loathe.
Keep immersed in this lifestyle of hooker/trick melodrama, and paying for sex, my man. It is bringing out the best in you.
There hasn't been any providers posting here since Muse.
ReplyDeleteNo whores are getting their ass kicked by you lame tricks. It's just your skewed perspective thinking the women you pay for sex, but put down, care enough about you to argue with you. It's a fantasy, just like your sex life.
There is just me calling you out -- The Shining White Knight -- The Defender of the Whore. Watch me Thursdays at 8 pm on CBS, and here until I get bored.
LOL it looks like another ho got her feelings hurt by the truth being posed.
ReplyDeleteTouche.
So it sounds like this ho is saying that every guy on tnaboard is fat, old, gross etc.
Yet they are still taking the money to pay for their drugs or to give to their pimps.
It seems this ho first tried to make a point about a trolls handle (UTR GFE Is of BB and CIM) and now saying she doesn't care about handles.
The ho mentioned that no other ho's have posted but it seems her mind is so far gone she forgot Jessica is a ho.
It also looks like she is agreeing that ISO of BBBJ and CIM is really a ho named Mia Jones.
Looks like she got her ass kicked by her own mistakes.
I guess whoever posted the last thing about Mia proved that it doesn't take any brains to be a ho just a pussy.
ReplyDeleteGive it up Mia nobody ever bragged about your brains or your providing.
Jess has moved on from ho to arsonist, and isn't part of this ho bashing (Hoedown?), so she doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteMy point about BB & CIM was a person using common terms in the hobby as a troll handle does not make them the author of a post containing those same terms.
The fact I did not have the right trolling handle for Kelly Cumsin is besides the point, and she is your obsession, not mine.
My using the term "hobbit" is more indicative of me being Mia, but that was just me fucking with you.
Whores sell their bodies to make money. Why wouldn't they take money from the fat, old,and ugly -- these are the people most likely to pay for sex. Your comment does not make sense, other than to express your bitterness regarding the women you have to pay for sex being pimped and on drugs.
As for Mia being ISO blah blah..., I have no idea. You seem to know a lot more about her than I do, so you probably are Mia.
Therefore, I guess my real question for you is, "Why do you hate yourself so much, Mia, and accuse others of being you?"
Is it the meth? I bet it's the meth.
The fact you idiots think you are proving points makes me think you may all be clandestine -- except your posts convey your meaning -- but you sure don't seem to know how to prove points.
ReplyDeleteYou mental midgets think you are more intelligent than the women whom bear your company to get your bucks? Think again.
These worn-out, drugged-out, flunked-out whores you ridicule are all you ever talk about -- like obsessed fan boys geeking out on Star Wars. They win. You lose.
Even if they can't spell "cat." They're smarter about pussy than you will ever be.
Business must be really slow for this dried up old whore if she can be posting on this all day and most of the night. I looked at some of her ads on tnaboard and now I understand why. That bitch is just plain ugly and it looks like her tits hang down to her knees. I saw one picture of her down on all fours and I have to admit my dog looks better then her.
ReplyDeleteBy the way Mia why do you also post as NWsexwriter? Is it because no wanted to see you as Mia Jones anymore.
No wonder your pimp/ husband left you.
Wow I think this might have the most posts of any of Trey's topics.
ReplyDeleteStupid ho's that let men know too much about themselves. When will they learn that only thing their mouths are good for is sucking dicks and taking a load.
Thank God I'm married I don't think I would fuck any of these bitches. That one named Mahealani Banks looks like a dude.
I use to see that bitch shopping at the Fred Meyer's in Scappose she was stocking up on Depends.
ReplyDeleteThat was not very nice. You are not much of a gentleman, are you? It's a good thing I'm not Mia, or you might have hurt my feelings.
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest, though. You've fucked your dog, haven't you? How much did your dog charge you? At least your dog can't talk, and tell everyone you are a lousy lay. The bad news is your dog is male, which makes you as gay as a poodle.
I'm sure women are glad you have moved on to a different species.
I've seen the one named Monica working at the strip club Spyce in downtown. Lucky for me she wasn't a dancer that lady is fat otherwise I think I would have barfed up my steak on the rail.
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ReplyDeleteSorry to burst your bubble about my dog Ms. Jones but you are barking up the wrong tree. I am sitting here with a bunch of other girls before we go out for a night on the town laughing at all this stuff.
ReplyDeleteI will probably get too drunk and possibly get laid which is more then I think you will.
It nice that I still have the looks and a body that men want
By the way did you get that ugly because your pimp beat you or were you born that way?
Do you like your ass eaten J Dog?
ReplyDeleteJ Dog, Watch your back if you end up at Inverness jail. Has female guards who sometimes like to play cowboy...beat ya up cause ya didn't hold your mouth just right. Later, it's their word against yours how it all came down.
ReplyDeleteJ Dog the only reason you are done being a whore is because nobody wanted to fuck your infected snatch anymore.
ReplyDeleteNow why don't you tell everyone why you felt the need to out another provider?
Why don't you tell everyone why you went to Big4x4's house because you could not figure out how your phone worked?
Remember what my kid said about an ugly guy at the door?
Didn't you offer bareback sex to anyone who showed they were also HSV+?
Didn't you post that you enjoyed snorting your meds?
Jessie, you deserve all of this 10x. Enjoy prison.
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ReplyDeleteI am also beginning to think that one of these posters is this Mia Jones because it seems the only ones that seem to bother her are the ones about her.
ReplyDeleteI will bet 2 to 1 that now she will change the way she posts. It just does not sound like a white knight or a guy.
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ReplyDeletePlease reconsider the ass eating. I'm willing to pay double your price.....$5
ReplyDeleteAll ass eating jokes aside, the pic of you in bra and panties up top is pretty nice.
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ReplyDeleteIt's a date!
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ReplyDeleteBobby C., here -- I don't sound like a guy, or a white knight? So misogyny should only bother women?
ReplyDeleteI don't care if a person is an over-the-hill whore, drug abuser, rob, or is as nutty & scary as Jess, no one deserves the abuse these unhappy "customers" heap on these women -- sad, angry men with a garbage mind and the soul of a sewer.
By the way, Jess you can be smart & funny, and in spite of the crazy shit you do, I think you have a good heart.
Did you ever get a psych evaluation? Dollar to donuts you are bi-polar, and medication can reign in a lot of the crazy that has led you down this path.
Be safe in jail, and get the real help you need. And stay away from the shitbag users trying to "help" you.
Please hurry over with that fine little asshole your Whopper is getting cold. I got you some fries too in the hopes that I could blow my load on your face.
ReplyDeleteNice try with the shinning armor bit but this chick is mine for the next hour.
ReplyDeleteYou really meet the worst sort of people on these type of web sites.
ReplyDeleteStop trying to lease women by the hour and make a commitment to purchase, like the rest of us schmucks. No sex, ungrateful kids, and nagging is part of the deal. Are you in, or what?
If not, please try to be courteous and appreciate your providers. They're human beings -- try to act like you are one, too, when you interact with them.
If you are merely looking for a fuckhole, opt for a fleshlight.
I have a hobby, radio controled boats. I am never at risk of catching an STD when I play with them.
ReplyDeleteP.S. This is gonna crush "metz" for sure
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I work at a McDonald's by Jesuit HS in Beaverton and a co-worker told me about this website. We had some of the whores mentioned in this running a whorehouse next to my work. They moved out during the winter but everyone at work knew what they were doing.
ReplyDeleteOne of the whores was this Monica mentioned above (we were looking at the pictures last night at work). She seemed to keep getting fatter at the end but I don't think she was preggo. What really disgusted me was her kids and from what they told us her brother and sister living in the whorehouse with them. They would come into McDonald's all the time because they were hungry and we would feed them under the table. They told us they could not wake their Mom up and there was no food to eat in the house. When we mentioned it to the police they told us they knew about them and not only were they whores but they were heroin addicts.
Another one was this Kelly from what we saw of the pictures. She was fat, ugly and she always stunk like my little brothers sheets after he jacks off. She wore sweats a lot of the time and would buy iced coffee.
They had someone else also who I don't know because we can't find here picture but it was not this Ava. I think they were all lesbies because she looked like a bull dyke.
We had men waiting at my work for their calls so they could go over so they must have been fucking 10 to 20 guys a day.
The cops told us they were no longer their problems because they moved to Multnomah county but they passed on the word and their license plate info.
The whole thing sickened me and at least I feel a lot safer now but I still feel sorry for the children.
Why should guys be courteous and appreciate of these providers? Does it sound like they are courteous and appreciate their tricks? No they say they are fat, old,and ugly or they call their mothers whores or that they have sex with dogs.
ReplyDeleteThey deserve all the truth being put on this. I think this will go over 200 posts before the end of the day. LOL it might reach that by noon.
I do not think, I have ever seen anyone carded at Dotty's.
ReplyDeleteI agree we should all feel sorry for these children. Most of these children are fathered by their pimps or are trick babies because of unprotected sex. These women just want children so they can get money from the state because they know the pimps will not give them any or if they try the pimp will beat them. The mother hate being tied down by them so the child ends up abused either physically, mentally, sexually or all of these combined. They should be forced to get their tubes tied.
ReplyDeleteHitler and Charlie Manson were both trick babies and we don't need anymore like them.
Do these women know that if you google there name or phone number it brings up their ads? I wonder how they explain that to their friends, parents, brothers and sisters, the schools and children?
ReplyDeleteDo you really think they care about anyone else? As long as the have the money to buy another bottle of booze or a dime bag of drug of choice and pass the rest of the money onto their pimp so they don't get the shit beat out of them they are living their dream or anyone else nightmare.
ReplyDeleteI know where Monicas whorehouse was. I don't recall their being a McDonalds Near by. I've been on that side of town a number of times.
ReplyDeletetnaboard girls aren't pimped, they do it because they love it. Just ask the johns, they'll tell you.
ReplyDeleteThe McDonald's I work at is at 9475 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy
ReplyDeleteIt was right next door behind the Taco place in the parking lot.
LMAO- I don't even know how to describe how hilarious this is! All the girls and guys bitching about each other, calling each other out without fear of repercussion, and name dropping like crazy! WOW...!
ReplyDeleteJessica, you are a filthy, disgusting piece of trash with no regard for other people or the effect you have on their lives. You make me fucking sick, and it's unfortunate no one has ever "accidentally" pushed you into oncoming traffic. <-The world truly would be a better place. You look like a fucking freak, and you are obviously as crazy as it gets. It's beyond comprehension that you honestly thought you could meet your soul mate in the underground world of sucking dick for a big mac. The good news is: your chances of meeting your soul mate in prison are MUCH better. How does it feel that after each and ever beating you get in prison, -and that WILL happen- most of the staff (correctional and medical) will most likely take their sweet ass time attending to your gaping, puss-oozing wounds in fear of contracting all of your cooties? You think all of your past actions and current situation is a joke, and that you can learn from all of this and move on to some great life? Get a grip, bitch. You have caused way too much drama and disregarded the basic laws of life for too long to be able to get any more 'free passes'. You are a sorry-ass bitch who will be forever unhappy and will dies alone. You deserve it, too.
XoXo, your #1 fan
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ReplyDeleteHey Jessie basher, you sound like a wonderful person, and I'm sure you enrich every life you touch. Your inspiring post gives me hope for a better world, knowing there are people out there like you, making a difference in other people's lives.
ReplyDeleteKeep fighting the good fight!
-- Bobby C.
It will not let me post a view from goggle map but right next door to my work is a road that goes behind the building and that is where the kids lived and the whorehouse had a different entrance. We would watch the guys go in and out during our breaks in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteAnybody can go there and verify.
That was the best $4 I've ever spent on a Whopper & fries! Thanks Jess.
ReplyDeleteYou promised her $5 -- so you stiffed her a buck worth of food, you ROB. The least you could have done is get her a combo meal.
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