Did You Ear That?

Robert has the greatest ear in America, much more so than Evander Holyfield. It was bitten off during a fight in 04' with a cellmate of Robert's in the Cowlitz County Jail. If anything, jail has the positive of wonderfully fun stories once your out, with missing flesh to show off. Impressive.

Your friend,

Trey Starrs

Name: Mickens, Robert Wayne
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 8 in
Weight: 180 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Arresting Agency: Multnomah County Sheriff Booking
Arrest Date: 12/16/2009 3:00 PM
Booking Date: 12/16/2009 3:40 PM
Charge:
USM HOLD (U ) $0 Unsentenced

Douche Sir?

Alexander is what most refer to as a douche, in every sense of the word. He presents himself as the "owner" of a company called Global Market Productions which sounds like a drug front company but in reality he's only done web design for a heating company and a seaside rental house in Newport, OR, as well as produce one event. We are talking bigtime, can you see the money that this homo took a picture of and stated, "The bank ran out of $100 so I had to get a few G's in $50 too! :) Go Global!"

No one is buying it Alex. You make $15,000 a year and drive a used Lexus IS300 you have a hard time making the $165 monthly payments on. My worst issue with guys like Alex is that they lie about everything, even what they ate for breakfast. It's sickening.

Indecent exposure? You were in the drive through at Taco Bell with no pants on telling the girl working that your penis is the real genius behind your "riches" and you just do whatever it tells you to do. Hey Alex, your next step to stardom is roids, get on that.

Your friend

Trey Starrs

Name: Lockwood, Alexander Truman
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Race: White
Height: 6 ft 2 in
Weight: 185 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Arresting Agency: Multnomah County Sheriff Booking
Arrest Date: 12/16/2009 2:15 PM
Booking Date: 12/16/2009 3:15 PM
Charge:

MISD DUII (A Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed
RECKLESS DRIVING (A Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed
DWS/REV MISD (A Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed
INDECENT EXPOSURE (U Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed

Jail Scale

Nice pose Amanda, your legs looks exceptionally shiny. Allow me to give you some truth, your chin is unusually sharp, your pencil eyebrows are for the cholas, and your hair is like donkey hair. Now you must not look the same as the lower picture because it says here you are 155lbs. Unless you are on the roids now, which may explain your masculine face. Your'e a 5.2 on the Jail Scale, only because I'm feeling nice around the holidays.

Your friend,

Trey Starrs

Name: Keeney, Amanda
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 9 in
Weight: 155 lbs
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Arresting Agency: Gresham Police Department
Arrest Date: 12/16/2009 5:00 PM
Booking Date: 12/16/2009 6:00 PM
Charge:

ASSAULT II (B Felony) $250,000 Unsentenced

PotShot Prosties

Dave Chappelle is hustling on the streets now, he really has hit rock bottom. Please tell me that Dave was not successful at selling herself to someone before being arrested. She's a 0.8 on the Prostie Scale. I feel sick.

Your friend,

Trey Starrs

Name: Duckett, Sontasha
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Race: Black
Height: 5 ft 0 in
Weight: 120 lbs
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Arresting Agency: Portland Police, East Precinct
Arrest Date: 12/16/2009 9:07 PM
Booking Date: 12/16/2009 9:41 PM
Charge:
PROST (A Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed

PotShot Prosties

Supply and DEMAND is what determines the price of a product. At 220lbs there is a large supply but who in the hell is demanding this product above? With that in mind, how does Josephine live off of the $2 she gets from a john? It's time she rethinks her career choice, she would be more profitable collecting cans. She's a 0.2 on the Prostie Scale and I am afraid for the future of our planet.

Your friend,

Trey Starrs

Name: Cooper, Josephine Marie
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Race: Black
Height: 5 ft 9 in
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Arresting Agency: Portland Police, East Precinct
Arrest Date: 12/16/2009 11:18 PM
Booking Date: 12/16/2009 11:48 PM
Charge:
ATT PROST (B Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed
PROST -PROCURING (U ) $0 Disposed
PROST (A Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed
PROST (A Misdemeanor) $0 Disposed